Consuming Quote by Brandon Sanderson

I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.

— Madonna Ciccone

I made sure it was nice & warm, demolished some of it & got tired of eating it so I swallowed the rest, I…

— Syoung

No sooner had the warm liquid mixed with the crumbs touched my palate than a shudder ran through me and I stopped, intent upon…

— Marcel Proust

I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this…

— Judith Viorst

I slithered out of the sinkhole on my stomach. It was not the sexiest move I'd ever performed, but I was impressed nonetheless.

— Maggie Stiefvater

When I was little, I fell in the toilet and somebody had to come get me out. I was really embarrassed because I was…

— Nick Cannon

I was a football player at college and dislocated my thumb. I was out for a bit and passed the theatre and saw some…

— Clark Gregg

I had to quit my job crushing soft drink cans. It was soda pressing.

— Green Monk

It was really impulsive. I was just like, I'm cutting it! And then it was just all gone.

— Jennifer Lawrence

I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle…

— Ilona Andrews

Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of…

— Art Donovan

Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out.

— Rachel Green