Customers Quote by Madonna Ciccone

The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked all the…

— Brandon Sanderson

In L.A., I worked as a bagger at a Ralphs for about two weeks. And I said, 'I just can't do that.' Not that…

— Ryan Hansen

When I was 14, I had a job in a cake shop. I got caught by the boss, lying down eating cake, and was…

— Noel Fielding

I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle…

— Ilona Andrews

When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That…

— Linda Sunshine

I slummed it for years when I was a waiter or delivering Domino's Pizzas.

— Naughty Boy

I was a pizza-delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car,…

— Marilyn Manson

I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.

— Steven Wright

I remember getting fired from a Life cereal commercial because I was flirting with the boy and kept eating the cereal when I wasn't…

— Hayden Panettiere

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

— Eli Roth

I was working at Nordstrom Rack, Borders Books, and I was cleaning yachts on the weekends for private parties and being a busboy. I…

— Jo Koy

I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.

— Judge Reinhold