Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I make inappropriate choices when I drink. I also make them when I'm not drinking” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much. — Pedro Winter Copy Share Image
I think if you drink too much and you're told you drink too much, typically you don't like it. I know I didn't. — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
To be honest, I'm not much of a drinker. It makes me sick, and I hate that. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I have this rule now that I keep people around me who I enjoy being with when I'm sober. — Davinia Taylor Copy Share Image
I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
The other guys drink, but they don't drink anywhere near what I used to. And I think they're slightly respectful of the fact that… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
I might be too strung out on compliments, overdosed on confidence/ Started not to give a f- and stop fearing the consequence/ Drinking every… — Drake Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
