Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “A punch to the face is life's DM.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Guess in my brain I have a figurative 'man card' that's got certain punches that need to be punched. — Jason Babin Copy Share Image
Sometimes life can throw a punch at us sometimes you have to know when to duck it and sometimes you have to know when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’d take a punch every day of my life if it means saving him from pain.” — J.B. Salsbury Copy Share Image
Im a believer in getting punched in the face. I know it sounds cliched, but to me, fighting is a metaphor for life. — Frank Grillo Copy Share Image
It's not fun to get punched in the face. It's hard, and there's no glory in it. — Thomas Hauser Copy Share Image
I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched. — Greg Kinnear Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
