Funny Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout Download Open image ““In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face.”” — Jennifer L. Armentrout ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Time
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“You know, my sister and I can’t understand what Dawson sees in you. You’re just a silly little human.” His arm shot out so… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
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“He bent down, pressing his head against her forehead. “Seriously though, I want this – I want you … More than I’ve ever wanted anything.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
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