Comedy Quote by Kevin Hart Download Open image “One bed One pillow, wanna go night night nigga?” — Kevin Hart ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Night Night
...YEA BITCH, DO YOU WANT,IT? YOU DONT WANT IT, REAL NIGGAS, ALL DAY, BY MYSELF, GUN ON MY WAIST, SMILE ON MY FACE, IN… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
When sleep over at my place, you can have my bed .but not my Pillow I feel like you had to much to say,and… — Syntific Copy Share Image
1 pillow is okay to sleep, but 2 pillows are just awesome. :') Good Night — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Im on one, I got one. You a pussy nigga, Im not one. So call it a night,Call it a night. — Drake Copy Share Image
If I was your bed, I would make you sleep on top of me.... Have a fab evening — Deniz Obita / Facebook Copy Share Image
“Some nights the bed is endlessly wide, some nights it contains all the loneliness in the world. Some nights it is soft and promising,… — Mons Kallentoft Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
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I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image