Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

— A. E. Housman

Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.

— Kenelm Digby

Ale, not beer, in a pewter mug was comme il faut, the only thing for a gentleman of letters, worthy of the name, to…

— Guy de Maupassant

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

— Bender (The Cartoon Character

I'm not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer.

— Tony Finau

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

— Dave Barry

Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale, that is…

— George Henry Borrow

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

— Irwin Corey

Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill.

— Steve Miller

Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

It is plain and demonstrable, that much ale is not good for Yankee, and operates differently upon them from what it does upon a…

— Herman Melville

Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.

— Jonathan Swift