Beer Quote by Dave Barry

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

— Edgar Allan Poe

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably…

— Dave Barry

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

— Dave Barry

Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the…

— Winston Churchill

“Two things were inarguable. There was too much beer, a lot of it of dubious quality, and too many breweries, brewpubs and contract brewers,…

— Tom Acitelli

For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a…

— Sherwood Boehlert

“Most of the wine in the world sells for two dollars a bottle. Quite a bit sells for four dollars to five dollars a…

— Fritz Maytag

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

— Anonymous

Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.

— Michael Jackson

You don't consume craft beers in great quantities just to get loaded; you consume craft beers because you like the taste of the beer.…

— Bruce McDonald

“I buy us each a 40 oz. of Coors Light because right off the bat, it’s important that she knows I am the kind…

— David Shapiro

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

In the wrestling world, you had WWE, WCW, and smaller promotions that were like the independents. I look at it as craft beer being…

— Stone Cold Steve Austin