Bender Quote by Bender Bending Rodriguez

Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!

— Snooki

Life is about KICKING ASS and not KISSING IT!

— Anonymous

Kissing is something that everybody does!

— Miley Cyrus

Nobody's kissing my ass, unfortunately. I could use a little. But then again, my personality isn't conducive to butt-kissing.

— Christina Ricci

I don't kiss nobody's butt.

— Dolly Parton

Life is about kicking a**, not about kissing it!

— Michael_IsHere

Kiss my ass so what!

— Kefee

Life is about kicking ass NOT kissing it…

— Anonymous

Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.

— Beavis And Butthead

You are who you are never no ass kissing, a straight up tell it how it is person.

— Gee Linder

You've got guys who will kiss up, and I'm not gonna kiss up. I don't need to kiss anyone's butt. I'm here to play…

— Brooks Koepka

I don't have no damn cover! Kiss my ass, so what?

— Michael Blackson