Oh my god Quote by Snooki Download Open image “Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!” — Snooki ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Oh my god
Hey! I got a busted ass here and I don't see anyone kissing *it*! — Bender Bending Rodriguez Copy Share Image
And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum! — Snooki Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm. — Snooki Copy Share Image
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He snarled. I showed him my teeth. A rolled-up newspaper landed on my head and then on Jim’s. “None of that in my house!”… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
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I love dipping into worlds at a fast and furious pace. A little glimpse allows the audience to put together the rest of that world in their brain. I love sketches that require the audience to piece together the comedic engine themselves. Give them all the information but not tell them what the scene is about so they can have… — Jordan Peele Copy Share
