Eight Quote by Doug Stanhope

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.

— Anonymous

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel…

— Bob Saget

I felt very much like a hooker who had just been told she was a lady of the evening.

— Neil Gaiman

When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.

— Rodney Dangerfield

We're all hookers in one way or another.

— Kelly Cutrone

I've fingered many hookers and not a single one has ever honored the five finger discount.

— Nikhil Saluja

Have I ever had sex with a hooker? I'd like to answer that question with a question of my own. Can just anyone look…

— Zach Braff

What do hookers do on their nights off, type?

— Elayne Boosler

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

— Bill Maher

CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS

— Anonymous

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.

— Ben Affleck

All you ladies that are selling your souls, you need to put your hooker vibes on hold.

— LL Cool J