Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got… — John Green Copy Share Image
There's no reason whatsoever to drink eight glasses of water a day unless you, for whatever reason, particularly like the taste of… — John Green Copy Share Image
Incidentally, did you know that the whole eight glasses a day thing is complete bullshit and has no scientific basis? So many… — John Green Copy Share Image
The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light. — John Green Copy Share Image
Wait, wait. I don't get it.' 'That is because you only have eight functioning brain cells. — John Green Copy Share Image
That's absolutely true, about the eight glasses a day. There's no reason whatsoever to drink eight glasses of water a day unless… — John Green Copy Share Image
As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you… — John Green Copy Share Image
Augustus Waters died eight days after his prefuneral, at Memorial, in the ICU, when the cancer, which was made of him, finally… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
