First person Quote by Ben Affleck

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.

— Anonymous

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

— Bill Maher

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker…

— Doug Stanhope

“If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening.”

— Neil Gaiman

I felt very much like a hooker who had just been told she was a lady of the evening.

— Neil Gaiman

We're all hookers in one way or another.

— Kelly Cutrone

“Sleeping with hookers is like fishing in still waters. You're guaranteed to catch something”

— Anonymous

“I saw the corpse, and I called the cops. But not before I called a 1-800 phone sex number with the dead guy’s phone…

— Jarod Kintz

When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.”

— A.J. Rose

“That's what hookers get... ...”

— Deyth Banger