Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I've fingered many hookers and not a single one has ever honored the five finger discount.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image