Bless Quote by David Letterman

Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.

— David Letterman

As more Americans meet Mitt Romney, I think they'll see beyond the handsome exterior and see not just a good salesman, but a thoughtful…

— Kathryn Jean Lopez

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

— Marty Feldman

The Republican Party has moved so far to the right, you can't recognize Mitt Romney. What Mitt Romney will appear in October? Mitt Romney…

— Arlen Specter

Mitt Romney is predicting that as president, he will create 12 million jobs in his first term. Well, President Obama says a Romney presidency…

— Jay Leno

The trouble with Hooker is that he's got his headquarters where his hindquarters aught to be.

— Abraham Lincoln

Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare.

— Jay Leno

I would just say that if Governor Romney would like to give back all the money he’s earned from bankrupting companies and laying off…

— Newt Gingrich

Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this…

— Bill Maher

Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He's going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done…

— David Letterman

I've talked to Mitt Romney. He's not going to run for this seat. I would be glad for him if he would.

— Orrin Hatch

Mitt Romney has a new fundraising gimmick. If you donate $3 or more to his campaign, your name will be entered into a drawing…

— Jay Leno