Funny Quote by Unkown Download Open image “I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack.” — Unkown ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Love
I'm addicted to you. You're my crack, and you also happen to be the only dealer. — Katy Evans Copy Share Image
Addicts arise, when I arrive In this crack crack fag back slap in disguise. Fat sack of knives in the passenger side, bitch Reach for the door, get your access denied. — Tyler The Creator Copy Share
I like the cocaine, I like the whiskey, I like the wild ride, and I like the dirty girls too. all these wicked things… — Unknow Copy Share Image
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“My favourite characters are people who think they’re normal but they’re not. I live in Baltimore, and it’s full of people like that. I’ve… — John Waters Copy Share Image
All I want is bitches, big booty bitches. Used to sell crack so I could stack my riches. — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
Now you got me hopped up on that Pusher love. So high Im on the ceiling baby. You're my drug. So gon' and be… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
Skies are crying, I am watching Catching tear drops in my hands Only silence as it's ending Like we never had a chance Do… — Unkown Copy Share Image
So ,you're thinking it's ending but it's only just began.Your whole life is there right-right in front of you! Life's a story that is… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I would like to tell you that it will be better tomorrow, But I've been through so many tomorrows and nothing has ever changed. — Unkown Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I want to apologize for being careless and hurting your feelings. Please forgive me ! I'm a jerk your friendship means a… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say don't and if he touches your pussy say stop? Girl: But mom, he touched both so… — Unkown Copy Share Image
Im not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons. — Unkown Copy Share Image
I am so grateful to the creator in heavens who brought us together. You are the first n the last person I would want… — Unkown Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
