Funny Quote by Simone Elkeles

“The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . . . not…

— Simone Elkeles

All about my riches/ My name should be Richard

— Lil Wayne

“Call me Richard. That’s my real name. Call me that.”

— Stephen King

At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named Dick.

— Jake Owen

“If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John.”

— Jarod Kintz

Little Richard, he'd say, 'Oh Dick Dale! You have luscious lips!'

— Dick Dale

“My name is Richard Werner. Dick. You can call me Dick.”

— Ray Palla

“Little Dick’ or ‘Big Dick’ depends on how tall Richard is.”

— Steven Magee

“Renee: "You know what I did when I finished Moby Dick?" David: "You harpooned the guy that sold you the book?”

— John C. Stipa

Stunna I gottem, im back on these bitchees All about my riches, my name should be richard cut the bull**it out I'm Edward with…

— Lil Wayne

Richard didn't even have time to ask if I thought I'd ever amount to anything in this life before I looked him eye to…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

“Do you prefer to be called Richard or Dick?” “Ric.” “Dick? I'll make a note of that on your file.” I spoke aloud as…

— Zathyn Priest