Getting drunk Quote by Jake Owen

I threw my cup away when I saw a child drinking from his hands at the trough.

— Diogenes

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her…

— Paul O'Grady

I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time.

— Gerard Way

I was five years old the first time I got drunk.

— Jack London

A girl half my age swept by and slammed two giant tankard filled with beer on the table. Ragnvald held his up. I smashed…

— Ilona Andrews

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was…

— Ronald Biggs

I was in diapers when my parents left me with the babysitter to participate in an armored car robbery. They never came home.

— Chesa Boudin

I'm still that little girl who lisped and sat in the back of the car and threw vegetables at the back of her head…

— Tracey Ullman

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign.…

— Arielle Kebbel

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two…

— Woody Allen

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to…

— Dane Cook

Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.

— Anthony Jeselnik