At what point in life does a Richard decide to be called Dick? It bewilders me. I've never met a kid named… — Jake Owen Copy Share Image
“Women should donate their period blood to the Red Cross. It was only minor injuries... By that I mean only minors were… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.' — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
