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“When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.'” quote by Robert Schimmel
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“When it comes to my wife and blowjobs, my dicks in the Witness Protection Program. 'Dick? I dont know nobody named Dick.'”

Robert Schimmel

About This Quote

The speaker uses absurd humor about sexual anonymity and witness protection to shock and amuse.

In simple terms: Absurd sexual jokes create shock humor.

Key Takeaway

Use surprise for comedic effect.

Themes

humor absurdity sexuality anonymity shock value

Mood

irreverent controversial playful

Type

comedy satire

When to use this quote

  • stand‑up
  • radio
  • podcast
  • social commentary

Key Concepts

satire dark comedy taboo topics

Questions to Reflect On

  • When is shock humor appropriate?
  • How do you gauge audience tolerance?
A Different Perspective

Such jokes may offend or alienate audiences.

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