Animal Quote by Robert Schimmel

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you…

— Robert Schimmel

I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a lot of…

— Joe Mande

“With two pit bulls in the house, we have a responsibility to make sure they’re always under control. I mean, we’re well aware of…

— Jen Lancaster

Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail.

— Virginia Graham

“Depends on the dog. Big country dogs like these? Yeah. It's the fancy city ones that give me trouble. Overbred, Dad says. Makes them…

— Kelley Armstrong

“No one likes to shove a puppy away, but when it starts humping your leg, you have to.”

— J.S. Scott

“BE LIKE A BULL...DON'T LIKE A DOG…BE”

— rahul

I have a pit bull. He's a rescue. He's adorable.

— Ira Glass

“If your dog's a chore, you'll not get more. If your dog's a friend, he's yours till the end.”

— Mick Hill mickarchie

“black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts, "We can't…

— Various

“As long as you wag your tail you are a sincere dog, when you bark you are a ferocious dog but the moment you…

— Amit Abraham

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here.

— Mel Gibson