About Quote by Joe Mande

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you…

— Robert Schimmel

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if its a pit bull, you…

— Robert Schimmel

I have a pit bull. He's a rescue. He's adorable.

— Ira Glass

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out…

— Aziz Ansari

“Depends on the dog. Big country dogs like these? Yeah. It's the fancy city ones that give me trouble. Overbred, Dad says. Makes them…

— Kelley Armstrong

The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It's in the truth of how I play it, and…

— Jason Gann

“With two pit bulls in the house, we have a responsibility to make sure they’re always under control. I mean, we’re well aware of…

— Jen Lancaster

“Two guys are walking their dogs, one of which is a black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker…

— Various

When a dog is in your life, there is always a reason to laugh.

— Alphonse de Lamartine

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

“black lab and the other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer." The other guy retorts, "We can't…

— Various

I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don't want to take advantage of some poor person…

— Terry Crews