My girlfriend Quotes · Page 2

This is the love of my life!! <3 <3 <3

— Anonymous

My girlfriend is an angel." -Xavier

— Alexandra Adornetto

My fans are all my girlfriends

— Greyson Chance

Will u be my valentine for hayley

— Kyren London

I feel comfortable with what I do and I guess that my girlfriend feels the same.

— Felix Baumgartner

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My girlfriends are my life, but I'm also one of those girls who can hang out with the guys.

— Sophia Bush

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.

— Anthony Jeselnik

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times.

— John McAfee

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my…

— Gabriel Iglesias

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

— Jay London

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics…

— Jaime Pressly

My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a…

— Anthony Jeselnik

Growing up, me and my brother, we were kind of exact opposites. We were completely yin and yang. He was more rough…

— Candis Cayne

My work is always more emotional than I am. My characters say things to each other that I get accused of not…

— Adam Rapp

I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and…

— Mackenzie Astin

I mean, shout out to the people that get dressed everyday and want to take that picture everyday. I would much rather…

— Iman Shumpert

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer.

— Chaz Bundick

With the media how it is these days, people expect to know everything. I don't talk about my girlfriend because essentially she…

— Anton du Beke

Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and…

— Gabriel Iglesias

I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm…

— Steven Wright

She got really mad a month ago, because she had e-mailed me a naked picture of herself - which is a nice…

— Anthony Jeselnik

We have parties at my house. My girlfriends and I play our iPods, with all of our favorite songs. We pick our…

— Avril Lavigne

If you're spending a lot of time in the writers' room and then you're also acting, you have your foot in both…

— Tom Arnold

I don't live in Ireland, I live in London with my girlfriend; and it's because of the globalization of our planet, it's…

— Jonathan Rhys Meyers

I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in…

— Bernie Mac

I’d been staying at the Holiday Inn with my girlfriend, honestly the most beautiful woman I’d even known, for three days under…

— Denis Johnson

Osho used me and Shunyo (my girlfriend at the time) as an example of how he envisioned men and women should relate.…

— Swami Anand Milarepa

I definitely feel like it took me a while to learn the baseline things you have to do if you want people…

— Rachel Maddow

They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy sitting…

— Rick Riordan

Within the fashion industry, being on shoots and working with agencies and other models, it's never been an issue being anything other…

— Jennie Runk

I really enjoy touring period! I had another band called Killing Machine, we went out on tour which was only fifteen shows…

— Tracii Guns

I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.

— Nick D'Aloisio

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

— Tim Walters

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.

— Frankie Boyle

I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.

— Anthony Jeselnik

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

— John Green

I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.

— Frank Carson

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.

— Doug Benson