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“My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.”

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I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.

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Perhaps I'm being too optimistic, but I think this country is finally ready for a black serial killer.

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Father's Day makes me wish I could talk to my Dad just one more time, instead of all the time.

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When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.

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I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.

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I actually never acted on "Deadwood." I have meetings all the time where people look at my IMDb page and see that I played…

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I was a weird kid because I liked to be alone, but I craved attention. It was important for me to be cool, but…

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I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.

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Weezy F. Baby. F. is fo' finisha:)

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