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“I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.” quote by Anthony Jeselnik — Download Open image

“I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.”

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