Enjoy Quotes by Woody Allen

14 Enjoy quotes by Woody Allen

Woody Allen mixes humor with a hint of melancholy when he speaks of enjoyment. These 14 quips capture his signature neurotic charm, offering a light‑hearted look at finding joy amid life’s absurdities.

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The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.

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People make films for different reasons. For money. Or, they make them because something in them demands artistic expression. I do it…

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I've always believed that thoughtful people don't really take the tabloids seriously. They're basically a form of entertainment. I enjoy them as…

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to…

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Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.

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I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.

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I don't why whatever works and whatever doesn't. You just make the film that you enjoy making at the time, and you…

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I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if…

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There's a tacit agreement between myself and the audience that I will entertain them when they buy their ticket, and I've been…

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I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it…

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Life is tough and it's tough whether you're famous or not famous. And in the end it's probably better to be famous…

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It seems to me that making escapist films might be a better service to people than making intellectual ones and making films…

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What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you…

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What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!

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Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

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A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

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Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

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All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.

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There are two important things in the world, the first is sex. The other isn't all that important.

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You can't ride two horses with one behind.

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Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

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