My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for… — Jared Padalecki Copy Share Image
I really enjoy touring period! I had another band called Killing Machine, we went out on tour which was only fifteen shows… — Tracii Guns Copy Share Image
Just having women come up to me and say they love the workout series, and that they have it and have guys… — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. — Chaz Bundick Copy Share Image
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
With the media how it is these days, people expect to know everything. I don't talk about my girlfriend because essentially she… — Anton du Beke Copy Share Image
Within the fashion industry, being on shoots and working with agencies and other models, it's never been an issue being anything other… — Jennie Runk Copy Share Image
Hip-hop is my girlfriend, hip-hop is my kid. Hip-Hop fills the void of the things that I don't have. I pay it… — Lloyd Banks Copy Share Image
Definitely gymnastics, because I was a gymnast for 11 years. That's my thing. My girlfriend Betty Okino was in the 1992 Olympics… — Jaime Pressly Copy Share Image
I was in the back of the car with my girlfriend, the Rascals came on the radio and I realized their song… — Steven Van Zandt Copy Share Image
Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore. "… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground. — Rob James-Collier Copy Share Image
Sometimes it bursts from your imagination fully formed, sometimes you absorb from nonfiction, sometimes you're able to imprint your own autobiographical experiences… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
I've been profoundly germophobic since I was a young child. I don't want to kiss anyone but my girlfriend for my whole… — Charlie Hunnam Copy Share Image
I would have to take some kind of revenge if my girlfriend had been aggressed, my mother had been aggressed, or my… — Gaspar Noe Copy Share Image
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of… — Connie Britton Copy Share Image
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I get cast gay a fair amount throughout my life. It's not the first time. Matt [Letscher] was kind of like, 'Jeff,… — Jeff Perry Copy Share Image
My girlfriend tells me if I'm doing a movie I'm a roller coaster of emotions all the time, but on 'Boardwalk,' because… — Jack Huston Copy Share Image
You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! — John Green Copy Share Image
