Bed Quote by David Henry

I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep... Just sleep together,…

— John Green

I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my hands around her and fall asleep. Not fuck,…

— Natsumi Aka Leila

My neighbor, she invited me to an Elvis party. I told her I couldn't come 'cause I'd be too busy making fun of her…

— Wanda Sykes

“Why did you get a divorce? Well, my wife did not greet me on my birthday, my ungrateful brats took after their mother and…

— Kevin Murphy

But the absolute worst was when people asked if I was okay. Because then I had to admit that it was real, it happened,…

— Susane Colasanti

I remember specifically, for me, as a kid growing up or as a young teenager, if I ever cried or got upset in front…

— Sam Fender

She left me, offended at my want of sympathy, and thinking, no doubt, that I envied her. I did not - at least, I…

— Anne Bronte

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

— Wilson Mizner

I was once almost forced off the stage at a large chain bookstore that shall remain nameless, because she introduced me as Lemony Snicket,…

— Daniel Handler

Every morning for, I don't know how long, I came over to Alison's [McGhee] house and we sat in her office and wrote the…

— Kate DiCamillo

I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I…

— Freddie Prinze, Jr

Time and time again, as a boy, I was humiliated. I celebrated my first day in long pants by going to a dance where…

— Vash Young