I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.' — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Life is short, so I am one of those people - and luckily my girlfriend is too - who wants to live… — Benjamin Booker Copy Share Image
[Growing up in rural Ohio], all of my girlfriends were cheerleaders. I'm more comfortable with straight women. I don't have any lesbian… — Jackie Warner Copy Share Image
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw… — Nick Carter Copy Share Image
And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR,… — Barry Lyga Copy Share Image
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I definitely have friends who - they've gone to multiple jobs, they've had trouble finding jobs, some have gone back to school… — Chris Baio Copy Share Image
I don't do so well with people pretending to be happy. When I was 16, I went with my girlfriend at the… — Jamie Campbell Bower Copy Share Image
I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I'm someone, the same as my girlfriends, when they say what do you think about this, I don't always say they look… — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn".… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
My girlfriends and I just started doing plyometrics. It's a killer - it hurts so much. But when you walk out of… — Kelly Osbourne Copy Share Image
In any relationship that comes to an end, there's never just a baseline reason why. You say, 'Oh, I broke up with… — Michael Rapaport Copy Share Image
I'm in love with 'Bravo.' Me and my girlfriends love 'Bravo-ing,' which doesn't necessarily mean watching 'Bravo.' It's when you're a bum… — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
She was probably the girl I loved the most of all my girlfriends, but also the toughest one to make things work… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
I love perfumes. Every morning when my girlfriend and I come down to the courtyard in our block of flats we're assailed… — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
When I'm unhappy with something, people know, because I don't want to hold on to it. I'd rather deal immediately with the… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate. And she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. You know,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
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