Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I know my girlfriend is free-spirited. I know she's so charming that it's disarming. I get it. And I know that every… — Wilmer Valderrama Copy Share Image
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I'm a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
I have unemployed my girlfriend. She had a job working for a cardiologist and now she can hang out, put her feet… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
One thing a girl has to have is a good sense of a humor. I'm a really laid back guy who can… — Logan Lerman Copy Share Image
We all have our tastes and our type...[But] for me to say 'You're beautiful', I can only say that to my girlfriend.… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
I have lunches with my girlfriends, who just turned 40, and some of those lunches, we're crying and screaming about our husbands,… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private." "A smug expression crosses his face.… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
Acting has been the only thing so far that really gets me jazzed. It's like my girlfriend in a lot of ways.… — Eddie Cahill Copy Share Image
Some people around me said "Get a tux and live this and enjoy this" and that's what I did. It was a… — Philippe Falardeau Copy Share Image
She was probably the girl I loved the most of all my girlfriends, but also the toughest one to make things work… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.' — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I love perfumes. Every morning when my girlfriend and I come down to the courtyard in our block of flats we're assailed… — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other… — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
[Growing up in rural Ohio], all of my girlfriends were cheerleaders. I'm more comfortable with straight women. I don't have any lesbian… — Jackie Warner Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is named Lynn. She spells her name "Lynn". My old girlfriend's name is Lyn, too, but she spells it "Lyn".… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for… — Jared Padalecki Copy Share Image
Ages ago, my girlfriend had this little park near her house, with a bridge running over a stream and I set up… — Harry Styles Copy Share Image
In any relationship that comes to an end, there's never just a baseline reason why. You say, 'Oh, I broke up with… — Michael Rapaport Copy Share Image
Just having women come up to me and say they love the workout series, and that they have it and have guys… — Carmen Electra Copy Share Image
tend to be better at describing feelings and ideas, and worse at painting a picture of any physical thing. I have terrible… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
I'm really annoyed by the wave of country music that's just a list of stuff. It almost sounds like L.A. people writing… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate. And she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. You know,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I get cast gay a fair amount throughout my life. It's not the first time. Matt [Letscher] was kind of like, 'Jeff,… — Jeff Perry Copy Share Image
Bachelors know all about parties. In fact, a good bachelor is a living, breathing party all by himself. At least that is… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of… — Connie Britton Copy Share Image
I have a reputation for being cold and aloof, but I'm so not that woman. I'm passionate. I love my girls, being… — Annie Lennox Copy Share Image
My girlfriend Siri is a food blogger, and we both love to entertain and eat. This is what happens when you're in… — Carson Daly Copy Share Image
A lot of times people will send me stuff. They will find something and they will send it to me and then… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
I was reading poetry to my girlfriends, and they were like, 'You're really good. You should go to some poetry readings or… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
I definitely have friends who - they've gone to multiple jobs, they've had trouble finding jobs, some have gone back to school… — Chris Baio Copy Share Image
Everyone was talking about having airplanes disappear. And I said, "Wait, wait, wait. That's what you like? I'd tell you a story… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
I have not spent years in therapy; I tried therapy in my mid-twenties, and it did not go very well. I just… — Hope Davis Copy Share Image
Shortly before my arrest, my girlfriend at the time, who's now my wife of ten years, told me she was quitting drugs… — Christian Hosoi Copy Share Image
![“We all have our tastes and our type...[But] for me to say 'You're beautiful', I can only say that to my girlfriend. The word 'beautiful' has such a different caliber than any other word out there, like sexy, hot, cute.” quote by Kellan Lutz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fb5/kellan-lutz-2950_beautiful_we-all-have-our-tastes-and-our-type-but_2183452.jpg)
![“[Growing up in rural Ohio], all of my girlfriends were cheerleaders. I'm more comfortable with straight women. I don't have any lesbian friends, sadly.” quote by Jackie Warner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/4c6/jackie-warner-25732_cheerleader_growing-up-in-rural-ohio-all-of-my-girlf_1138622.jpg)
![“I get cast gay a fair amount throughout my life. It's not the first time. Matt [Letscher] was kind of like, 'Jeff, um, I'm gonna pretend this is real easy and not a problem, but I've never done this at all.' And so you know, we were awkward for a while. And then he said, 'Let's go for it. Come on…” quote by Jeff Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e74/jeff-perry-25386_amount_i-get-cast-gay-a-fair-amount-throughout_819900.jpg)
