My girlfriend Quotes · Page 6

I thought [when I was 16] my days were just going to be spent hanging out on a beach and my girlfriend…

— Aasif Mandvi

One of the things I've done personally is bring my girlfriends into my health and fitness journeys.

— Michelle Obama

Larry David called me and said, "You can never watch The West Wing again. Either the show is going to be great…

— Aaron Sorkin

My fans are all my girlfriends

— Greyson Chance

Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.

— James de la Vega

I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.

— Anthony Jeselnik

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

— Rodney Dangerfield

It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was…

— David Henry

Will u be my valentine for hayley

— Kyren London

Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and…

— Gabriel Iglesias

Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or…

— Anthony Jeselnik

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

— Steven Wright

I definitely feel like it took me a while to learn the baseline things you have to do if you want people…

— Rachel Maddow

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round,…

— Mitch Hedberg

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he…

— Rachel Caine

I'm not single, I'm just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

— Tim Walters

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar.

— Yuvraj Singh

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife

— Nikolay Davydenko

I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me.

— Manny Pacquiao

I love you. I know the real you too. You think I don't but how easily you forget I was the one…

— Abbi Glines

My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you…

— Steven Wright

I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates.

— Nick D'Aloisio

It's a romantic view of Canada. It's like Michael Moore saying we don't lock our doors in Canada. I lock my door…

— Philippe Falardeau

I get mad at my girlfriends when they say things about their neck or something, "My neck is a disaster," and I'm…

— Rosemarie DeWitt

My girlfriend Siri is a food blogger, and we both love to entertain and eat. This is what happens when you're in…

— Carson Daly