Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Destruction is a true sign of devotion. As I always tell my girlfriend when she threatens to kill me. 'You should kill… — Billy Corgan Copy Share Image
Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we… — Alex Riley Copy Share Image
I've always been the go-to girl for all of my girlfriends in terms of relationship advice or clothing advice. — Molly Ringwald Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months,… — Albert Finney Copy Share Image
Over the past six years, my girlfriend and I live on our boat two or three months a year. It's just one… — Travis Rice Copy Share Image
I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have… — John Green Copy Share Image
I am pretty health-conscious, so when my girlfriend and/or I make dinner--no, I don't have a cook!--we choose the healthier options: lean… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I'm not against marriage, but I think it is not as important to me as it is for other people, for example.… — Enrique Iglesias Copy Share Image
While watching the New Orleans Saints (on television), I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up… — Shane West Copy Share Image
Actually my relationships with my girlfriends have become that much deeper and more profound, because I'm like, huh, yeah, I don't have… — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
I like to wake up late, around 11 A.M., especially if I have been out the night before. Then I go to… — Douglas Booth Copy Share Image
Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You're so moody. Just because… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
I am a serial monogamist of sorts, and have been with my girlfriend for almost four years. In imagining my brain back… — Blake Butler Copy Share Image
When I used to wash my hair with a two-for-one shampoo and conditioner, I would wash it twice, which is completely unnecessary,… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I'd like to say that I am romantic person, but I don't think I am. When I won my first tournament I… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. We in Iraq… — Hassan Blasim Copy Share Image
Being raised on a boat felt like it was totally normal to me. I was just another kid hanging out, doing this… — Jherek Bischoff Copy Share Image
Honey, there’s not a single woman in this town who doesn’t know about Sanctuary, Land of the Bodacious Gods. Heck, me and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I got in a fight with my girlfriend," I said. "I was just driving around, blowing off steam, you know?" Well, you… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I've always written songs from a sad place. I can't think of one good song that I have written in a happy… — Ty Stone Copy Share Image
Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I can only have dinner with my girlfriends once a month instead of once a week. — Andrea Jung Copy Share Image
I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her. — Adam Levine Copy Share Image
I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends. — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
I tell my girlfriends - 'Imagine if all the time you put into waxing and primping, you took all of that energy… — Isla Fisher Copy Share Image
I see myself being married to my girlfriend and backpacking all over the world. If I can go out and do a… — Matt Long Copy Share Image
