I see myself being married to my girlfriend and backpacking all over the world. If I can go out and do a… — Matt Long Copy Share Image
You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy.… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together ... we just feel comfortable with… — Britney Spears Copy Share Image
Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. — Hassan Blasim Copy Share Image
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. — Randy Newman Copy Share Image
Kaylee and Nash are like those rocks that ancient cave people used to make fire. Bang them together, and you get sparks."… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I peeled off La Brea and went home and instantly made a reservation to come back to New York. Essentially, I fired… — Steven Shainberg Copy Share Image
I've only been a mom for not even two years yet, so I haven't had much of a chance. But boy do… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says that I thrash throughout the night, for longer periods than are generally accepted as corresponding to REM sleep, and… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the… — John Green Copy Share Image
That movie was my girlfriend. That was my girl." I knew there was going to be initial anger. As a matter of… — Craig Brewer Copy Share Image
I experienced direct telepathy with other people, and during one such incident, I I received a channelling of cosmic information from some… — Susan Schneider Copy Share Image
I have definitely been in experiences where my girlfriends have outgrown me and that's ok and I think that I should be… — Adrienne Bailon Copy Share Image
I think that the work that's left to be done - and I see the end in sight at this point -… — Ashley Graham Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I never used to watch horror films because I was a nervous type. I believed all the publicity about The Exorcist when… — Simon Boswell Copy Share Image
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in… — Louis Tomlinson Copy Share Image
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd Copy Share Image
I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time. — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
Music is my girlfriend, pretty much. It's makes it a little difficult, but I'm always looking, looking for the right girl. — Shwayze Copy Share Image
My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and—oh, yeah—head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel… — Shirley Manson Copy Share Image
Naturally, I mine my girlfriends' lives for good anecdotes and stories - so many of their experiences find their way into my… — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image
As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been… — Jon Hamm Copy Share Image
I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury in retrograde, most awful circumstance - and then if my girlfriends and I are… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is a fashion designer. She has her own company called Rachel Antonoff. She is doing a collaboration with Urban Outfitters… — Nate Ruess Copy Share Image
Acting has been the only thing so far that really gets me jazzed. It's like my girlfriend in a lot of ways.… — Eddie Cahill Copy Share Image
It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all these great tips and hints… — Lori Loughlin Copy Share Image
