Antichrist Quote by Frankie Boyle

“I like storms. I like thunder and lightning. What I do during a storm is shag my girlfriend and pretend that we're taking part in the conception of the Antichrist.”

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Antichrist Conception Funny Girlfriend Humor Lightning My girlfriend Storm Thunder Thunder and lightning

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