Floating Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

“I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'”

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I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement.

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If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

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Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

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If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

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I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept.

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People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

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And the Raven, never flitting, Still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas Just above my chamber door; And his…

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