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“And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh,…” quote by Barry Lyga — Download Open image

“And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me.... Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?”

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