Fats Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds

— Joan Rivers

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

— Anonymous

There's something sexy about a man's watch fitting a woman's wrist, like you've borrowed it from your boyfriend.

— Michelle Trachtenberg

“My girlfriend says I’m fat”

— Kevin Ma

Can somebody please tell these super thick girls they one starburst away from being Fat!

— Anonymous

She complains about being fat but she's eatin potato chips at 1am…NO WONDER!

— Anonymous

My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.

— Phyllis Diller

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

— Joan Rivers

I hate weedy thin delicate women's watches, gets on my nerves, I like big men's watches.

— Liz Kendall

To her friends said the Bright one in chatter, "I have learned something new about matter: My speed was so great, Much increased was…

— Arthur Henry Reginald Buller

Like most girls, I constantly have to watch my weight, because if I didn't my curves would get ahead of me.

— Amber Heard

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.

— Les Dawson