I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Pot enables you to think clearly without any fear or any limits. It's a mind-expander, which is part of why it's illegal and why… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“I consider myself to be apretty good judge of people...That's why I don't like any of them.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Finding a calm place inside myself through meditation kind of helped me to get over a lot of mental illness ... it's just been… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
