Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Is it just me, or are the 49ers doing an awful lot of ass-patting today? — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
The simple fact is this: when you goto Alaska, you get your ass kicked. — Mark Twight Copy Share Image
I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's… — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
She was fabulously wrong when she said it the first time, and stunningly arrogant in her refusal to express any regret for… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
The Grammys make me hate music, and certainly everyone in the ass-licking music industry. — Trent Reznor Copy Share Image
There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Eat you inside out like stress...You hear my voice, you see my face, you know my name / I take it out… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
I wish every American explored the importance of novel writing, identity, honesty, character and place in fresh-ass ways. — Kiese Laymon Copy Share Image
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
What good is it if a guy can sing real good but he sits on his ass and doesn't make anybody feel… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
“Art can blow us out of our pigeon hole. In deafness it may shout or scream, in blindness it may arrest our… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
“There is an innate gratification in falling from grace. The supreme pleasure of love is illicit love, a feeling that you are… — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
If I could have three wishes, one would be to take an '88 and shove that barrel up Hitler's ass so that… — George S. Patton Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm dragging my ass out to the airport at 8 a.m. on a Saturday and I'm wondering why I'm doing this,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
It's not about going to church every week because you know there's a lot of people who go to church all of… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
Whether it's food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you… — Eddie Huang Copy Share Image
In Hitchcock's movies you can see the storyboards and that's cool. It's nice to see a filmmaker be that prepared. Most filmmakers… — Bruce Campbell Copy Share Image
The first principle, when you don't know anything about the subject of a thesis, is to let the candidate talk, nodding now… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
You will have a growing knack for gravitating toward wilder, wetter, more interesting problems. More and more, you will be drawn to… — Rob Brezsny Copy Share Image
I have taken your advice, and the names used are anode cathode anions cations and ions; the last I shall have but… — Michael Faraday Copy Share Image
Art movements are always linked to some kind of turmoil. We can look at history and see that [political turmoil is] fertile… — Morgan Parker Copy Share Image
Whatcha gonna do to this? You may be older than me, but you're new to this. Cause I been out there, queen… — Roxanne Shante Copy Share Image
'As a fraction of your tax dollar today, what is the total cost of all spaceborne telescopes, planetary probes, the rovers on… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
All I'm saying is we got plenty of Texans, and people from Montana, and New Jersey, and Wyoming, or Kansas City. We… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image