I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.' — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with eating ass shit most girls like that shit tho — Young Thug Copy Share Image
A traveller should have a hog's nose, a deer's legs, and an ass's back. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
If something's bugging my ass on any particular day, I'm probably going to say something about it, but I'm not going to… — Patterson Hood Copy Share Image
I always figured the American public wanted a solemn ass for president, so I went along with them. — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
The more I think you over, the more it comes home to me what an unmitigated Middle Victorian ass you are! — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
If Britney Spears would paint her ass green, I'm sure you would spot green asses all over L.A., as soon as the… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
“See the healer, Sage. We have a big week ahead of us, and I can’t afford you falling dead on me.” “I… — Hannah Nicole Maehrer Copy Share Image
If I were an animal, I'd probably be a bald eagle, since I'm already bald and I love to fish. But I'd… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
[About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night. — Lana Del Rey Copy Share Image
When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
Jiu-Jitsu for sure will save your ass, one way or another. Not necessarily a physical fight but also being able to deal… — Kron Gracie Copy Share Image
Tom Cruise shouldn't try to win Oscars. He should just smile and kick people in the face and leave the acting to… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a… — Idries Shah Copy Share Image
It is a game you have to play. You have to tour your ass off. It's just always "where am I now"… — Nicholas Thorburn Copy Share Image
Monk was a gentle person, gentle and beautiful, but he was strong as an ox. And if I had ever said something… — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
Members of Congress are incredibly blessed and fortune to have the jobs that we have. Nobody makes us run. Every two years… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
There ain't no way I'm going to be droppin' nothing. If I was in my twenties, maybe. But now I try to… — Sharon Jones Copy Share Image
But I do think the idea that basic cooking skills are a virtue, that the ability to feed yourself and a few… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
This country you're sitting in right now was not built on love, hugs, time-outs and trophies you didn't earn. This country was… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
... once we played at the Fillmore opposite The Cream. Eric Clapton was there and he played his ass off that night… — Barry Goldberg Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic character), whose likes have been written about for,… — J. Michael Straczynski Copy Share Image
Incidentally, the next time some war-mongering wise-ass tries to tell you that one reason we're in the Middle East is to enhance… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
Having that little bit of breathing room to work, and not feeling like it's going to fall apart at any second, has… — Will Sheff Copy Share Image
You're a superhero. Shut up and enjoy having superpowers. This makes me crazy. This is why the Marvel movies kick DC movies'… — Mark Waid Copy Share Image
I never went into physics or the astronaut corps to become a role model. But after my first flight, it became clear… — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
But then fall comes, kicking summer out on its treacherous ass as it always does one day sometime after the midpoint of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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