In my next life, I'd like to come back five foot, two inches, with the best ass and tits you've ever seen. — Andie MacDowell Copy Share Image
What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back? — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
“Then the high king carefully turned the golden screw. Once: Nothing. Twice: Nothing. Then he turned it the third time, and the… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Couple of artists got words for me, that's never fun. They say it's on when they see me, that day don't ever… — Drake Copy Share Image
I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Objectionable, tedious, irritating labour, - this is the condition of genius, which no doubt explains the reason why men so rarely achieve… — Lev Shestov Copy Share Image
Me? I see an old, broke-ass black guy taking care of a bunch of kids, living life, taking them to school, and… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
[There is] type [of actors ]a true thespian who doesn't give a flying rat's ass what it is as long as it's… — Michelle Rodriguez Copy Share Image
This one doesn't exist. The prettiest girl and the best car don't exist as well. — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
I'm just a guitarist in a kick-ass rock and roll band. What more could I ask for? — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
There's no greater sign of the failure of the American educational system than the extent to which Americans are distracted by the… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
What I'm trying to do is help people understand if for one day they could have the best day ever, where there… — Dave Asprey Copy Share Image
I'm not in a recession. I'm doing very, very well. I'm doing incredibly well. I just want to be honest. I really… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I'd like to say I'm ready to kick ass and show the guys how it's done. But I'm not here to prove… — Lyn St. James Copy Share Image
In 2001 we didn't have all the talent in the world, we just had me on offense and just a bunch of… — Allen Iverson Copy Share Image
I don't go for safe options. Romantically, I go for people who are a pain in the ass. — George Michael Copy Share Image
Whatcha gonna do to this? You may be older than me, but you're new to this. Cause I been out there, queen… — Roxanne Shante Copy Share Image
We live in a time of renaissance ... cities are coming back to life, after a long neglect. — Daniel Libeskind Copy Share Image
Everything is going killer. It's loud and dirty and everything that people expect from DOPE . This situation is nothing new for… — Brian Ebejer Copy Share Image
All I see is sissies in magazines smiling... Whatever happened to wildin' out and being violent? Whatever happened to catching a good,… — Eminem Copy Share Image
You're just a little too hip for the room. It's not good to be too hip because two hips make an ass. — Russell Malone Copy Share Image
I'm a kind person, I'm kind to everyone, but if you are unkind to me, then kindness is not what you'll remember… — Anonymous Copy Share Image