Ass Quote by Ludacris Download Open image “They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.” — Ludacris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Call me Causes Inspirational
You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I almost didn't name Butt-Head 'Butt-Head.' I came real close to calling him something else. — Mike Judge Copy Share Image
When you asked if those pants make your butt look big; a friend would say "no, you look great." but a best friend would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In theory, you’re supposed to get everyone’s names and become lifelong friends. I literally had contact with half the kids here last night, but how in hell do they expect me to differentiate one of my butt-to-butt dancing partners from another? Am I supposed to randomly rub my buttocks up against people to see if we’ve bonded booties before? “Yes,… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share
I love ya ass like Milhouse love Lisa. I love ya ass like the ninja turtles love pizza. — Drake Copy Share Image
People called me 'Slim' and 'Daddy Long Legs.' My best friend Martine named me Daddy Long Legs after she saw me running track. She… — Shelley Hennig Copy Share Image
You all polite and open doors for her. While every night I put that blanket on the floor for her. — Ludacris Copy Share Image
Catch me in Vegas spinnin' the green I re-up with more chips than a vending machine Then you can catch me in Rome making… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
I'm higher than the prices of petrol. Higher than the balloon that you let go. Cause I'm smoking that loud in a middle of… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
I started rapping on the station promos. We did them over all of the top hits, so people got to hear me rap over… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
Whips and chains, handcuffs, smack a little body up with my belt. Scream, help play my game, dracula man, I'll get my fangs. — Ludacris Copy Share Image
No matter how much money I ever get, I'm going to want to provide for my family and never have to go back to… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well. Being artistic is very… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
