My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I don't give a damn what queers do, and don't give a damn what Christians do. Just get the hell out of… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
There isn’t anything good to say about Kick-Ass 2, the even more witless, mirthless follow-up to Kick-Ass. — Manohla Dargis Copy Share Image
Everything in this country [the US] has got to be good looks and unlined faces and thin bodies and people running around… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
Meditation... dissolves the mind. It erases itself. Throws the ego out on its big brittle ass. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those artists who doubts that they made dope-ass records. From the first record to now, each record has… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal. — Rob Corddry Copy Share Image
Our countrymen have all the folly of the ass and all the passiveness of the sheep. — Alexander Hamilton Copy Share Image
Fortunately, I knew the cardinal rule of getting on with one's fellow cooks. It applies in any kitchen and can be summed… — Jacques Pepin Copy Share Image
He "wasn't used to being criticized, and he never did get it through his head that's what politics is all about. He… — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
When this war is over, the Japanese language will be spoken only in hell! — William Halsey Copy Share Image
Where's the activism? Nobody knows. And anyone who thinks they know, like Todd Gitlin, has their head up their ass. Nobody knows.… — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash. — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
I had a professor one time... He said, 'Class, you will forget almost everything I will teach you in here, so please… — Rich Mullins Copy Share Image
I'm optimistic. I see no longer people accepting fuzzy thinking in the world. The change is not that people aren't still saying… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I thought I had the world by the tail. It took me a few years to realize the closest I was to… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole — John Lydon Copy Share Image
I don't know why people hire architects and then tell them what to do. — Frank Gehry Copy Share Image
I never want to be that guy spouting off my political views. I mean, they're pretty well known, and it certainly comes… — Patterson Hood Copy Share Image
When I wrote the book, I thought that I was the hero of my story. And in writing it, I came to… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image