If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time. — Vince McMahon Copy Share Image
I just adore jumping. I do the rest as it is supposed to be done. — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
I’m about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
I want to live a really positive ass life. No matter what is in the media about me or what's said in… — Scott Eastwood Copy Share Image
“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.” — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
You can kiss my Kiss-loving ass because Kiss was never a critic's band. It was a people's band. — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I'd better start my own business. — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
Ok first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
The person who's in the Zen monastery, who's doing a kind of poor job at meditating and a half-ass job cleaning the… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
The fact that I was going to be the first American woman to go into space carried huge expectations along with it. — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
Yeah, leading an examined life, I always say, is a pain in the ass. It adds an element of complexity to business… — Yvon Chouinard Copy Share Image
People are unbelievably giving and caring and understanding of me because of what I do for a living and because actors tend… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
I remember having a grade-school teacher I thought was a hard-ass. When you're that age, you think the guy is Himmler. Then… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Generally speaking, it's a matter of only mild intellectual interest to me whether the earth goes around the sun or the sun… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
When I was young, beautiful ancient statues were castrated, so that the eye might not be corrupted… Nothing was gained, unless horses… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
In certain countries, people seem to be think that three asses together make one intelligent person. However, that is completely wrong. Several… — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
They can all get some. Remember this! I will do this to all y'all down here. Look at his face. I don't… — James Toney Copy Share Image
I think there are three types of actors. There are the ones that do the ego thing, which is "I'm never going… — Michelle Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Any movie you see, if Tom Cruise is in an action movie or whatever it is, The Avengers, there's going to be… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
We don’t have to do this. I can fight Coyote. We have the ability to defeat him.” – Sundown “Are you out… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
What I'm trying to do is help people understand if for one day they could have the best day ever, where there… — Dave Asprey Copy Share Image
I love a good wool suit, and I appreciate the fact that it's a natural fiber. I know where it comes from,… — Jason Clarke Copy Share Image
The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight, because I have been saying, for the longest time, that president Bush must set… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
