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Patience is the virtue of an ass, who treads beneath his burden and complains not. — George Granville, 1st Baron Lansdowne Copy Share Image
I don't get intimidated. When I'm on set, I never really get intimidated by people. But in social situations, it's weird sometimes.… — Jeremy Luke Copy Share Image
When I look at myself as a younger actor, I see what a tight ass I was. I had a pretty big… — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
So we [with Kate DiCamillo] would act them out, we would toss ideas back and forth, we would laugh, we would argue.… — Alison McGhee Copy Share Image
I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi. — Frederic Chopin Copy Share Image
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"S" on my chest cause I'm ready to save him Ready to get buck on anybody that plays him — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
What is the story with the airport sinks, that they will not give us a twist-on twist-off human faucet. "Is it that… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'm dragging my ass out to the airport at 8 a.m. on a Saturday and I'm wondering why I'm doing this,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
When you're in pajamas that are sagging in the ass because you've got a battery pack that's weighing them down, and covered… — Billy Crudup Copy Share Image
Ok first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
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I am not surprised that the president of the United States called this a phony scandal. I'm not surprised Secretary Clinton asked,… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Self-disciplined begins with the mastery of your thoughts. If you don't control what you think, you can't control what you do. Simply,… — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
After your first job, is anyone asking you what your GPA was? No, they don't care. They ask you: Are you a… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
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