[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass. — William Blake Copy Share Image
If thou art rich, thou art poor; for, like an ass, whose back with ingots bows, thou bearest thy heavy riches but… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I'm a kind person, I'm kind to everyone, but if you are unkind to me, then kindness is not what you'll remember… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in your feedback. — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
You've got to remain humble because you never know when somebody will hand you your ass. — Soa Palelei Copy Share Image
I'm never scared, they never real, I never run. When all is said and done, more is always said than done. — Drake Copy Share Image
In a way, I am what they say I am. I am a hard-ass. I'm hard to get along with. Most of… — Randy Moss Copy Share Image
As for my own truncated secondary education, my head was in the clouds as my mom would say, or if you asked… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
I know everything about everything and before I dry off completely, which is something I truly hate, you better go outside, collect… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Hard times are really a fire under your ass to prioritize and think, "Okay, how can I challenge myself to put something… — Morgan Parker Copy Share Image
Whatever you do, stay focused. Because any stuff is not going to last forever. Once you get a show at something, you… — Juicy J Copy Share Image
I've always just done things that come naturally, and that's always been surrounding myself with artists that I respect and that are… — Janina Gavankar Copy Share Image
I'm a wealthy man now. I've got a flat, a car, I have enough money to buy food. I skate to make… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
It's really beneath the office of a member of Congress to say something that outrageous. The fact that she was once the… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
I haven't had a big-ass feature, somebody put me on a label, cash money didn't come scoop me up. I've literally put… — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
If you don't got endz, you won't be gettin' no skinz, And if you don't got money, you won't scoop a honey.… — Big L Copy Share Image
Fine. Sit around being inconsiderate asses…and you wonder why none of you are married. (Zarina) (Sway cleared his throat meaningfully.) Oh, shush.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Society is about masks and hiding and pretending to be something that you're not and not opening up, and in acting, you… — Ben Wheatley Copy Share Image
But in a crunch, when all our asses are in the sling, it looks like it is easier to deal with the… — Audre Lorde Copy Share Image
What we were trying to do was take the notion of Greek tragedy, of fated and doomed people, and instead of these… — David Simon Copy Share Image
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
You’ve claimed me, little firecracker. You kicked a pair of two hundred pound men’s asses. I will never get over that. You… — Katy Evans Copy Share Image
I look at Willow and she's so naughty and fiery, and I'm not going to take any of her fierceness personally -… — Pink Copy Share Image
My parents have worked their asses off their whole entire lives, they still do, and I never felt like anything would be… — Michelle Monaghan Copy Share Image
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