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I'm the one usually wearing the dress, which is what I would've preferred, but they wouldn't let me. It's been 15 years… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
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The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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Charting your own course isn't just more necessary than ever before. It's also much easier - and much more fun. — Pink Copy Share Image
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I mean, I think I am basically a cool girl, but I am also a pain in the ass. — Rachel Cohn Copy Share Image
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After watching mulattas shake it, I can totally understand why Brazil is devoted to my favorite body part, the ass. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
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