Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day. — Darrell Royal Copy Share Image
People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch. — Olen Steinhauer Copy Share Image
And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass! — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
The Carpetbaggers was the first big money I made. Money gave me a lot of freedom, but no matter how much you… — Harold Robbins Copy Share Image
You want ass? The cash is first. You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse. — Roxanne Shante Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of making an ass of yourself. I do it all the time and look what I got. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a president, and I think I'll go along with them. — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he… — Donnell Rawlings Copy Share Image
The idea of let's all share the pain equally, or let's freeze salaries altogether - it's ass-backwards. It's absolutely ass-backwards. — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
Nothing in this world is more simple and more cheap than making cities that provide better for people. — Jan Gehl Copy Share Image
A profound design process eventually makes the patron, the architect, and every occasional visitor in the building a slightly better human being. — Juhani Pallasmaa Copy Share Image
I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a… — John Waters Copy Share Image
My parents joined in the 60s and at that time it was really important - there was a group mentality. I could… — Taraka Larson Copy Share Image
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Irony is to the high-bred what billingsgate is to the vulgar; and when one gentleman thinks another gentleman an ass, he does… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'll break your face, have your ass mumbling to the jay, you going against me dawg you makin a mistake. I'll split… — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
Congress is supposed to provide oversight, the voters are supposed to provide oversight. And you [the media] were supposed to provide oversight.… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
I started running ultras to become a better person. I thought if you could run 100 miles you'd be in this Zen… — Jenn Shelton Copy Share Image
Suppose you came across a woman lying on the street with an elephant sitting on her chest. You notice she is short… — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
I don't know if I went to the gym, [but] Woody [Harrelson] was 24, and at that point I was like 37,… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
There's no greater sign of the failure of the American educational system than the extent to which Americans are distracted by the… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Art arises from loss. I wish this weren't the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she… — Steve Almond Copy Share Image
I think it's incumbent upon me to try to be smart and make good choices and work with good people and work… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
Every woman is multifaceted. Every woman has a switch, whether she's going to be maternal, whether she's going to be a man-eater,… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
America was founded by puritans and like it or not the anti-pleasure dogma of those buckled-shoed killjoys still pervades our collective unconscious… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
My lord, lawyers are a dangerous species of animals till ha'e any dependence upon--they are always starting punctilios and deeficulties among friends.… — Charles Macklin Copy Share Image
I'm a grown-ass man. I can't be, like, ordering people to put down their phones. — Travis Morrison Copy Share Image
Yo Premier, why these rappers so soft? They corny ass raps be makin me doze off. — KRS-One Copy Share Image
I don't know why people hire architects and then tell them what to do. — Frank Gehry Copy Share Image
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