Ass Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “"Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Bigs Euphemism Fussy Humorous Pain
I'm a terrible sort of non-fussy eater, really. I don't like posh food very much, and the more ingredients something's got in it, the… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“Talking about unpleasant things during a meal is not good for digestion, not good for health.” — Betty Jamie Chung Copy Share Image
“I eat words for breakfast, almost savagely. Webster and Dictionary are mad at me.” — Delano Johnson Copy Share Image
Ironically, the utterly unselective omnivore -- "I'm easy; I'll eat anything" -- can appear more socially sensitive than the individual who tries to eat… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“A young English couple was visiting with me one summer after I had been composting humanure for about six years. One evening, as dinner… — Joseph C. Jenkins Copy Share Image
“Many people have felt hungry, yet too upset to eat, but they forget that babies are people too. No adult would enjoy a meal… — Gabrielle Palmer Copy Share Image
I'm not a fussy eater, but when I'm travelling, I try to stick to the same regime and just have my chicken and my… — Ella Henderson Copy Share Image
It sounds weird when you complain about having to eat so much, but it's like a job. — J. J. Watt Copy Share Image
“No one was irritable; we have never known anyone to remain unhappy while digesting a good meal. We enjoy lingering in a becalmed state,… — Honoré de Balzac Copy Share Image
“I despair of the term 'clean eating'...it necessarily implies that any other form of eating – and consequently the eater of it – is… — Nigella Lawson Copy Share Image
“the people who grab an apple or granola bar whenever they feel hungry are doing themselves a big disservice.” — David B. Agus Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well. Being artistic is very… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
