If you want a man that respects the way you think then show more mind than ass. — David Banner Copy Share Image
Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his! — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
If you're getting paid more than me, I'm definitely more excited about this ass whoopin I'm gonna put down on you. — Nick Diaz Copy Share Image
Whatever you dream of doing one day, don't give up on that dream because you never know where it can take you. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you — Genghis Khan Copy Share Image
The boys have been running Washington for a long-ass time. We're talking 200-some-odd years. — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Fiction either moves mountains or it's boring; it moves mountains or it sits on its ass. — David Foster Copy Share Image
Instead of looking in the mirror and focusing on your flaws, look in the mirror and appreciate your best features... everyone has… — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
One of the beautiful and terrible things about America is you can go there and still be whatever you want, if you… — James Frey Copy Share Image
You know, before when (the police went) to work, they used to be like, 'I'm gonna kick somebody's ass today and so… — Rodney King Copy Share Image
I remember my agent at the time called me and was like, "I've got it! I've found it! I've found your role!"… — Sherilyn Fenn Copy Share Image
Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us.… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
Held in the palms of thousands of disgruntled people over the centuries have been ideas worth millions - if they only had… — Robert M. Hayes Copy Share Image
In my experience, Marines are gung ho no matter what. They will all fight to the death. Everyone of them just wants… — Chris Kyle Copy Share Image
She was clean": no piercings, tattoos, or scarifications. All the kids were now. And who could blame them, Alex thought, after watching… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
Sell. Don't apologize for it and don't be afraid to beg with a positive, up-beat attitude. Tell prospects you want their business… — Thom Gimbel Copy Share Image
Sometimes it seems like America is the Christian and Israel is the little Jew they love in this fetishistic way. Like, you're… — Jill Soloway Copy Share Image
It's difficult to put your own bare ass out on the limb every time you sit down to write a poem. But… — Sam Hamill Copy Share Image
You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you… — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
I had a professor one time... He said, 'Class, you will forget almost everything I will teach you in here, so please… — Rich Mullins Copy Share Image
It is the mission of the pedagogue, not to make his pupils think, but to make them think right, and the more… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
And so getting to meet Aubrey Plaza and Mae Whitman and getting to know two awesome girls who are just kick-ass. It's… — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a revenge person, because I think when you start with revenge it cheapens what you've been through. My… — Sophia Bush Copy Share Image
I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing.… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
But it certainly is a wonderful thing to wake up suddenly in the solitude of the woods and look up at the… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. — Jerry Jeff Walker Copy Share Image
If you're going through a dark period, remember that you're not alone. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
I'm a dumb-ass, and I poisoned myself for years. Now I understand things better. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
If you really want to make a change, just get up off your ass and do it. — Jody Williams Copy Share Image
If you don't have a flag sticking out of your ass, you must be a communist. — Chrissie Hynde Copy Share Image
When men are oppressed, it's a tragedy. When women are oppressed, it's tradition. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin Copy Share Image
