No matter how hard I worked, whatever I accomplished was attributed to my looks. If you're working your ass off, then you… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
I'm glad people think I'm a badass. I'm a rock and roller, and I'm an R&B and a blueswoman. I don't do… — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off. — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
I wish every American explored the importance of novel writing, identity, honesty, character and place in fresh-ass ways. — Kiese Laymon Copy Share Image
Some [actors] are really a pain in the ass today. I held out on getting an assistant forever because I didn't want… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers,… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
That's the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you'll get slapped if you lookin hoe — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
Every man who has declared that some other man is an ass or a scoundrel, gets angry when the other man conclusively… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
If you're not in the arena also getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in your feedback. — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
I'm really excited that the fashion industry is evolving, doing a much better job at representation, with women of color, women of… — Solange Knowles Copy Share Image
Once you start making money, you can be an ass. But I am not an ass. I'm too lazy, that takes a… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
As to the human race. There are many pretty and winning things about the human race. It is perhaps the poorest of… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I don't care about people kissing my ass or telling me how great I am. I don't really give a damn. I… — Richard Sherman Copy Share Image
There is no logical reason to believe in God. There are emotional reasons, certainly, but I cannot have faith that nothing is… — Andrew Davidson Copy Share Image
America was founded by puritans and like it or not the anti-pleasure dogma of those buckled-shoed killjoys still pervades our collective unconscious… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass? — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
He who learns, and makes no use of his learning, is a beast of burden with a load of books. Does the… — Saadi Copy Share Image
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