I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I’m still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass. — The Undertaker Copy Share Image
Creative work, summarized: In the time you set aside each day to work your ass off, ignore anything that makes you consider… — Merlin Mann Copy Share Image
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses. — Jerry Jones Copy Share Image
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her.… — John Huston Copy Share Image
If I didn't kick his ass every day? he wouldn't be worth anything. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
I would like to be remembered as someone who was not afraid to do what she wanted to do, and as someone… — Sally Ride Copy Share Image
One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's not about going to church every week because you know there's a lot of people who go to church all of… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
Anyone can see that an ass laden with books remains a donkey. A human being laden with the undigested results of a… — Idries Shah Copy Share Image
Time machine... wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back... mess with people. You know what I would… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
The simple and terrifying reality, forbidden from discussion in America, was that despite spending $600 billion a year on the military, despite… — Michael Hastings Copy Share Image
No true reform has ever come to pass Unchallenged by a liar and an ass. — Arthur Guiterman Copy Share Image
I love a good wool suit, and I appreciate the fact that it's a natural fiber. I know where it comes from,… — Jason Clarke Copy Share Image
I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Faith is rarely where your head is at. Nor is it where your heart is at. Faith is where your ass is… — Daniel Berrigan Copy Share Image
It's always fun to do something that you know ultimately is not about the money, and it's certainly not for the fame… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I'm just worried that the technology I invented in that story ["The Pyramid and the Ass" ] will become real, and George… — Alexander Weinstein Copy Share Image
I believe in a world where mothers are not expected to shed any physical evidence of their child-bearing experience. In that same… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
Everybody thought that Titanic was the most romantic movie ever. A story about two teenagers who knew each other for three days.… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
