“You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.” — Allan Dare Pearce Copy Share Image
It's fun to kick ass and show that other dark side of yourself as well. — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
Everyday is a new opportunity to change your life and be who you want to be. — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are. — George Cukor Copy Share Image
Saying I was lucky negates the hard work I put in and spits on that guy who’s freezing his ass off back… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
God really exists, I tell you like this: It resides inside. And anybody tell you different, Just selling you religion, Tryin' to… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my… — John Hughes Copy Share Image
One time he (Cool Papa Bell) hit a line drive right past my ear. I turned around and saw the ball hit… — Satchel Paige Copy Share Image
Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to… — Hiromu Arakawa Copy Share Image
It's such a pain in the ass to write a book, I can't imagine writing one if I'm not interested in the… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses. — Luke the Evangelist Copy Share Image
My experiences with the older audience and, selectively, the people I hang out with or run into, they all want to see… — Lorenzo di Bonaventura Copy Share Image
THE REASON I CAN BE 38 AND HAVE TWO KIDS AND WEAR A BIKINI IS BECAUSE I WORK MY ASS OFF. IT'S… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
The secret to happiness is to be working at your passion. If you want to be miserable, lead a desperate life like… — Yvon Chouinard Copy Share Image
Everybody was telling me to sit my ass down. Everybody was telling me to get a real job. Everybody was asking me,… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
The modern version of Buridan's ass [a figurative description of a man of indecision] has a Ph.D., but no time to grow… — Erwin Chargaff Copy Share Image
If a president can change some laws, can he change ALL laws? Can he change election laws? Can he change discrimination laws?… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
Complainin' to my lawyer how this rookie tried to frisk me... Jealous of my jeep, I gave his badge to the chief,… — RZA Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we get our ass kicked and we're down, sometimes we stay down, and sometimes we get depressed and sometimes we… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up quick! I saw something, I went, Well, that's a pretty… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
After becoming established as a surfboard manufacturer and surf film producer whose films were shown on TV, all of a sudden all… — Greg Noll Copy Share Image
Back when I played, basketball was all about fundamentals, about hustling, getting those loose balls, all those rebounds under the basket. That… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
I never felt in competition with anybody in war photography. You're lucky to get your ass in and out again. It's as… — David Douglas Duncan Copy Share Image
Remember - the fault is in the garment, certainly not the girl. There is nothing whatsoever wrong with the shape of her.… — S. Bear Bergman Copy Share Image
I'm definitely excited by big ideas, both in what I write and what I read. Most days, reality is so mind-numbingly dull… — Ron Currie Jr Copy Share Image
And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
As a theatrical troupe, the Muppets haven't exactly been AWOL these past dozen years; the gang rocked YouTube in 2009 with their… — Lisa Schwarzbaum Copy Share Image
To all those whove tried to belong, and just didnt fit inyou are loved. To all those whove tried to stand out… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass. — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
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