“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Gotta go let me get the car key You don't want it wit the Harajuku Barbie — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
What ass first let loose the doctrine that the suffrage is a high boon and voting a noble privilege? — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
The men are much alarmed by certain speculations about women; and well they may be, for when the horse and ass begin… — Adelaide Anne Procter Copy Share Image
Faith is rarely where your head is at. Nor is it where your heart is at. Faith is where your ass is… — Daniel Berrigan Copy Share Image
It's a pain in the ass, show business. And the only time that I really enjoy it is when I'm in front… — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is,… — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
Just because people don't meet you doesn't mean they're not out there breaking their asses trying to get around. — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
I think I was born to be a figure skater, I think it was fate, and I thank God for letting it… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those artists who doubts that they made dope-ass records. From the first record to now, each record has… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
It is in vain that we get upon stilts, for once on them, it is still with our legs that we must… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
To these Teachers of Zen; you want a zafu cushion? sit your zen ass on a bicycle seat and peddle into hurricane… — Steve Ilg Copy Share Image
The culture war in America can best be described by the battle between workin' hard, playin' hard s - tkickers that bust… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
I'm a city boy by nature - that's a big-ass oxymoron - but I do appreciate nature to the fullest because they… — Chali 2na Copy Share Image
It's possible that I shall make an ass of myself. But in that case one can always get out of it with… — Karl Marx Copy Share Image
I've gotten burnt the last few years on a couple of little independent films where you get paid nothing, you work your… — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
Ram, ass, and horse, my Kyrnos, we look over With care, and seek good stock for good to cover; And yet the… — Theognis of Megara Copy Share Image
I've wanted to feel pleasure to the point of insanity. They call it getting high, because it's wanting to know that higher… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
When I was listening in on the phone call where Andre Leon Talley was saying that he was going to get my… — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
On one occasion I got this really bizarre horoscope thing from someone. It was a full-on zodiac reading, charting and intersecting all… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
“-Humph! Said Ami as she then quickly pulled ahead of me, having grown tired of my silent treatment. However, as she slipped… — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
We went on tour with Phoenix. I don't really know anything about Phoenix I'd heard a couple songs. And I thought, I… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
People who just wanted to make it work and knew it was going to be a real challenge. We were on the… — Richard Masur Copy Share Image
These CEOs, man ... If you're that ruthless, you're a scary dude. I tell you, now when I walk past a little… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
A synopsis of every story we do: someone gets over their own stupid ass. — Kieron Gillen Copy Share Image