Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn't mean we can't kick your ass! — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
You're better off with a kick-ass half than a half-assed whole. — David Heinemeier Hansson Copy Share Image
If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic… — Michael Rosenbaum Copy Share Image
I don't go for safe options. Romantically, I go for people who are a pain in the ass. — George Michael Copy Share Image
I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Hierarchy is an organization with its face toward the CEO and its ass toward the customer. — Jack Welch Copy Share Image
None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we… — William James Copy Share Image
You think that you can hide; you think you can lay low? I'll roll up on your ass like Hawaii 5-0! — Busta Rhymes Copy Share Image
Some [actors] are really a pain in the ass today. I held out on getting an assistant forever because I didn't want… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
When being a stunt double, my job has always a supportive role, which is interesting, really. Part of what I really like… — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
Attorney General John Ashcroft is in intensive care. He's suffering from a severe case of pancreatitis, which they can't really figure out… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I have read more about Oprah Winfrey’s ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
And, there's clearly not going to be any outside help coming, anytime soon. These people are going to have to figure out… — Remi Aubuchon Copy Share Image
The men who have gotten women pregnant need to be accountable if we are. If we are going to jail, the men… — Neko Case Copy Share Image
Every now and then I'll get seduced by the idea of money, and I'll take a stab at that...and I fall flat… — Rodney Crowell Copy Share Image
I thought, man, if you could run 100 miles, you'd be in this Zen state. You'd be the f**king Buddha. Bringing peace… — Jenn Shelton Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, was that homophobic? No--I think it was, 'cause I hear that a lot. Dave, What?, You're talking about being gay.… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
It's a practice for me every day, sometimes every hour of every day. It is an absolute practice. When I went into… — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
When we wrapped Resident Evil, we were a 3D movie, but it was no big deal. And then, Avatar came out and… — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You've got to give them a… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Being a parent is a life sentence. You see, that's why normal people should not have children because if you raise a… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
These stupid peasants, who, throughout the world, hold potentates on their thrones, make statesmen illustrious, provide generals with lasting victories, all with… — Stephen Crane Copy Share Image
CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? That’s preposterous. Girls don’t like me. I was born and raised… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
I'm just as famous as my mentor... but that's still the boss don't get sent for — Drake Copy Share Image
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