If you feel you have a film that's valid, you stick your ass on the line. — Nick Nolte Copy Share Image
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargain for. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just want everyone to know I'm suing Ruben Studdard. He had his hand on my ass and he wouldn't let go. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
This dope money here is Lil Treys scholarship Cause aint no to tuition for havin no ambition And aint no loans for… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding.… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
My grandmother used to discipline me, I mean, beat my ass, and I deserved them, too. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I lay in bed and watched moments break into phenomenal particles of panic and could actually see the divine crack of God’s… — Arthur Nersesian Copy Share Image
I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking, which is, if you ask for it, then I have to let you have… — Taylor Mali Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to be an action heroine. That's a chick dream, getting to wear a leather bodysuit and be blonde and… — Olivia Thirlby Copy Share Image
Joan of Arc should be played as a "pain in the ass" and how do I know she was a "pain in… — Harold Clurman Copy Share Image
I got an Apple TV and hooked it up right away. Undeniably, this is the way of the future, period. It just… — Emmanuelle Chriqui Copy Share Image
My father wanted me to play pro football, and he didn't like the fact that I'd left school. And he said, "It… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The Secret Service I'm really excited about because Matthew Vaughn directed it. I've done a couple of movies with him - Stardust,… — Mark Strong Copy Share Image
He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young… — Jess C Scott Copy Share Image
I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I like flawed characters very much. A lot of times I get asked to do parts that are kind of small but… — Bobby Cannavale Copy Share Image
The fundamental failure of most graphic, product, architectural and even urban design is its insistence on serving the God of Looking-Good rather… — Richard Saul Wurman Copy Share Image
Architecture can't fully represent the chaos and turmoil that are part of the human personality, but you need to put some of… — Frank Stella Copy Share Image
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
With voice acting, it liberates you to play characters you'd never do in a million years because you're physically not right. You… — Mark Hamill Copy Share Image
Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Stuff I like is getting trashed and stuff that is being praised I think is terrible. I don't really feel in sync… — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
A different [Ronald] Reagan-era authority: EO 12333, an executive order for foreign-intelligence collection, as opposed to the ones we now use domestically.… — Edward Snowden Copy Share Image
Where is the Scarlett Johansson superhero movie? I don't understand it, why is it taking so long for this? This woman clearly… — Jessica Chastain Copy Share Image
How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists?… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I remember one afternoon when we were out on a golf course somewhere, and Lauren Bacall, James Garner, and Jack Lemmon were… — John Heard Copy Share Image
“If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.” — Raheel Farooq Copy Share Image
Bend over to the front touch toes Back dat ass up and down and get low (get low) — Lil Jon Copy Share Image
While you're talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The jawbone of an ass is just as dangerous a weapon today as in Sampson's time. — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image